February 2012
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“Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”
– G.K. Chesterton
Feb 10th
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Today I was pleased to discover that there is such a thing as aromachology  The study of the influence of odors on human behavior
Feb 9th
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huxley pig is an enjoyable show that includes lines such as “ere that geezer winked at me - honest!” sam the seagull pointing at a painting of a vampire pig “Oh crumbs! (pause) I’ll stand on my head.” huxley pig after smashing a window there’s also a theme song it’s it’s it’s songg oinky melody this is my review wot I done for the...
Feb 6th
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someone obviously broke in and started subtly undermining me because ow 1am is a warm pain eddy rhatharharhar
Feb 6th
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calamistrate v. to curl the hair
Feb 6th
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“I must ask anyone entering the house never to contradict me or differ from me in...”
– Sir George Sitwell
Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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January 2012
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 13th
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December 2011
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“Fans of the colourful character called the destruction of the Blobbyland site...”
Dec 25th
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Mr Blobby theme park wrecked by ravers! →
Dec 25th
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“blobby blobby blobby”
– mr blobby (possibly)
Dec 25th
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At 1.20am I put my face close to the bathroom mirror to stare into my eye and see the reflection of myself looking into my eye of course I made sure to pee first
Dec 25th
November 2011
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“Wow! Today was the first time I walked past a cat on the street without it...”
– Excerpt from my upcoming best seller* ‘Cat Fancy: My Struggle For Cat Approval - A Journey’
Nov 27th
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Nov 13th
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Nov 13th
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Nov 13th
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Nov 10th
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A spider has resided in a corner of the bathroom ceiling for several days now. Imagine my surprise when, upon closer inspection, I discovered that it had the face of David Cameron and was giggling and furiously writing notes whilst watching me do a wee.
Nov 8th
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Nov 3rd
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Nov 3rd
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October 2011
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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ListenChuck Jackson - In Between Tears
Oct 25th
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August 2011
ashdinosaur asked: WOT U BLOGGIN?
Aug 11th
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Aug 11th
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Aug 11th
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July 2011
Was a bit disturbed (read: actually not that surprised) how quickly the breaking news of Amy Winehouse’s death was followed by a BBC journalist remarking that the whole affair was particularly upsetting because the British music industry would be losing a major source of income.
Jul 23rd
But seriously there are likely about 25 of them in the UK so I think I deserve some sort of medal or badge for my walking-to-the-post-office skills
Jul 19th
Saw an albino squirrel yesterday morning Living life in the fast lane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 19th
May 2011
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May 19th
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May 15th
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April 2011
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Got a book on Amazon for £2 three novels in one (congested?) quite good shall be food chewed and digested
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
Pretty sure I also saw the Liberal Democrat logo draining of it’s colour so that it remained an empty shell
Apr 13th
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Dreamt that I lived across the road from Douglas Adams. There was a table outside his house with a plastic box on it. This is where his mail went. Fans would send him big bags of sweets and packets of noodles. I would open the box and rummage around in it with desire to steal some of these treats but I would feel very guilty and not do it because I really like Douglas Adams and those sweets and...
Apr 13th