January 2012
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December 2011
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Fans of the colourful character called the destruction of the Blobbyland site...
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Mr Blobby theme park wrecked by ravers! →
blobby blobby blobby
– mr blobby (possibly)
At 1.20am I put my face close to the bathroom mirror to stare into my eye and see the reflection of myself looking into my eye
of course I made sure to pee first
November 2011
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Wow! Today was the first time I walked past a cat on the street without it...
– Excerpt from my upcoming best seller* ‘Cat Fancy: My Struggle For Cat Approval - A Journey’
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A spider has resided in a corner of the bathroom ceiling for several days now. Imagine my surprise when, upon closer inspection, I discovered that it had the face of David Cameron and was giggling and furiously writing notes whilst watching me do a wee.
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October 2011
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August 2011
ashdinosaur asked: WOT U BLOGGIN?
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July 2011
Was a bit disturbed (read: actually not that surprised) how quickly the breaking news of Amy Winehouse’s death was followed by a BBC journalist remarking that the whole affair was particularly upsetting because the British music industry would be losing a major source of income.
But seriously there are likely about 25 of them in the UK so I think I deserve some sort of medal or badge for my walking-to-the-post-office skills
Saw an albino squirrel yesterday morning
Living life in the fast lane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 2011
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April 2011
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Got a book on Amazon for £2 three novels in one (congested?) quite good shall be food chewed and digested
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Pretty sure I also saw the Liberal Democrat logo draining of it’s colour so that it remained an empty shell
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Dreamt that I lived across the road from Douglas Adams. There was a table outside his house with a plastic box on it. This is where his mail went. Fans would send him big bags of sweets and packets of noodles. I would open the box and rummage around in it with desire to steal some of these treats but I would feel very guilty and not do it because I really like Douglas Adams and those sweets and...
I also loudly bragged about how I lived across the road from Douglas Adams to anyone who would listen.
Mark with moustaches.
ashdinosaur:
That first one is really rather good, I should invest in one
I don’t think that is true but I’m going to keep this to myself.
Is it true that you don’t have to wash your hair if you get dreadlocks? I...
– My
mother
March 2011
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Passed a place called ‘Jazz Dental Care’ earlier and I really hope that it is EXACTLY what it sounds like
Currently enjoying a lemon and ginger lip balm from a tin with a picture of a friendly badger on the lid yum yum