Well if you are the junk that is all up in my trunk that means you belong to me. And I say you did not win. So again, epic fail on your part.
P.S. dumpsters are known for being horrible at air guitar
That is an antiquated stereotype. I suppose you’re one of them old folk who still call us dumpsters ‘banjo scratchers’. I’m getting me lawyer on the dog and bone, I’m taking you for everything you’ve got.
Unfortunately for you, those German nuns were only blind because my evil air guitar minions attacked them in order to get them to place a tracking device in your air guitar. I now know where you live. I am watching your every move.
Your evil air guitar treachery will not go unchecked, fiendish axe destroyer! Watch me flip you the bird! Get some!
I think it’s pretty clear that we could get along just swell because I also think that I am very special. I should like to say the same of you, but, er, you remain anonymous. I shall flip a coin - heads says you’re special…you’re in luck :)