December 2010
hello I’ve had very little inclination to ~blog~ lately but I thought I’d just say happy new year if that’s the sort of thing you’re interested in
personally I intend to uphold my practice of treating this - along with my birthday - like any other day
2010, at the very least, was an even number which is the kind of thing that amuses me unlike 2011 as I find odd numbers...
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Could hear people talking outside the window when I went to bed last night
Have just woken up and they’re bloody well still at it
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
FUCKING SHUT UP
ashdinosaur replied to your post: Please draw me a detailed diagram of Craig David.
This is the best, most Craig Davidy Christmas ever!
:B
I’m glad you like it. In the coming months, I shall try to wrangle you something more material like some of The Holy One’s goatee trimmings. I hear they have many magical properties and grant much good fortune and cheese. Until then, Merry...
mothcub asked: Please draw me a detailed diagram of Craig David.
mothcub asked: Please draw me a detailed diagram of Craig David.
The pharmacy finally had my dad’s prescription - hurrah!
~MeRRy DruGMa$~
ashdinosaur replied to your post: ashdinosaur replied to your post: half man half…
babby
bumwell (^3^)
ashdinosaur replied to your post: half man half blanket
roasty toasty toasty
steamy sultry slice
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ashdinosaur replied to your post: ashdinosaur replied to your post: ashdinosaur…
love u 4eva
LUV~(♥(00)♥)~U
ashdinosaur replied to your post: ashdinosaur replied to your post: ashdinosaur…
You don’t have to live with your parents, you can live IN MY MOUTH.
OH SUCH DESIRE
And a new club! The ‘live in my mouth’ club (will go nicely with the ‘jam jamboree’ club).
ashdinosaur replied to your post: ashdinosaur replied to your post: ashdinosaur…
Oh I see, I see. Of course.
Where there are Smarties, there must also be order.
I once spied a Smartie most blue But I had to know it was true Was it a correct little gem? Or a devious M&M?! For the latter would be taboo
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What’s wrong with M&M’s? HOW DARE YOU
Nothing, but it was a Smarties club. THE RULES MUST BE OBSERVED.
ashdinosaur replied to your post: ashdinosaur replied to your post: ashdinosaur…
How about “scratching your knees on a Sunday whilst surrounded by several blue Smarties” club?
There’s no better way to spend a Sunday! However I was once brought blue M&M’s instead of Smarties. Such fury. Thankfully, Sunday is also time for “Smash a diorama of a 19th century railway...
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okay I will keep a list of our clubs which you can put in your CV and employers will be VERY IMPRESSED
I AM MOST GRATEFUL
Just wait until you see what you’ve been missing out on, United Biscuits I’LL SHOW THEM
ashdinosaur replied to your post: I think I’m getting a knitted jumper for christmas…
jumpers 4eva let’s start a jumper club or something WE’LL BE IN SO MANY CLUBS
YES
the most extraordinary exuberant exclusive elite elaborate and edible extracurricular duo that ever existed!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think I’m getting a knitted jumper for christmas but I seem to remember mentioning that I didn’t want anything at all for christmas brb telling my mum I hate her and that she ruined christmas lol
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Hitchens went into the house and put on Bob Dylan’s “Tryin’ to Get to Heaven”; he stood in the doorway and sung quietly along. He quoted Philip Larkin on Dylan: a “cawing, derisive voice.” He repeated Larkin’s words a few times, approvingly. His daughter got out of the pool, and said, pleasantly, “Can we close the door, so nobody else has to hear this?”
She went back to her friends. “Look,”...
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Hitchens went into the house and put on Bob Dylan’s “Tryin’ to Get to Heaven”; he stood in the doorway and sung quietly along. He quoted Philip Larkin on Dylan: a “cawing, derisive voice.” He repeated Larkin’s words a few times, approvingly. His daughter got out of the pool, and said, pleasantly, “Can we close the door, so nobody else has to hear this?”
She went back to her friends. “Look,”...
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“Martin does not know the fucking difference between Bukharin and Bakunin.”
– Christopher Hitchens on Martin Amis
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