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mypenisachesforyou: makeyoubald: mypenisachesforyou: selling my body parts everything must go fingers 50p each eyes £1 (buy one get one free) I’ll have the lot for £7.50 and half a Lion bar, final offer. How will I make use of a lion bar when I haven’t got a body? Wait a minute, how will I use money if I haven’t got a body? okay never mind you can have it for free. I’ll just write...
mypenisachesforyou: selling my body parts everything must go fingers 50p each eyes £1 (buy one get one free) I’ll have the lot for £7.50 and half a Lion bar, final offer.
mypenisachesforyou: cut off my face i do not need a face Waaaaaaaaay ahead of you there
Had a shave, oops, sliced my face off. My lips! My magic lips! I will never smooch again! HALP
You won’t catch me taking another trip with people so hard to please. In...– Journey to the End of the Night, Céline
Aye, ‘tis a fine day. The turnip crop has turned in nicely, the dog has a full belly and beautiful fencing has not been savaged by wild beasts. Long days of larbour under the hot sun has browned the skin. Will soon make room to grow potatoes and then to keep livestock. There is work for every hand. H’rm! Aye, ‘tis fine!
Patton Oswalt - America Has Spoken I WOULD LIKE A...
An Encounter With A Wasp
Man: Hello, wasp.
Wasp: BZZ BZZ FUCK YOU!
Nevermind the potatoes, I’m growing turnips up in here. Oh no! A dilemma: do I give the blacksmith’s daughter some wild flowers or the nice, fresh, still-flailing fish I just caught?! Such are the cries of a young virtual farmhand…
Video LPs are actually ok if it’s a game I haven’t played or am never likely to play. Hate to say it, but there’s one on Final Fantasy X that actually makes it kind of enjoyable what with all the funny commentary and relentless criticism. Screenshot ones are often more entertaining and more accessibly though…OH MY GOD I AM DEVOTING TIME TO ANALYSING THE RELATIVE MERITS OF...