March 2010
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Huh
It’s just occurrred to me that I’ve been putting on a Tom Waits voice for most of the day
Probably because I keep singing Innocent When You Dream to myself…
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this-charmingman:
Samuel Barnett - Bewitched
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A picture of me whenever Lilly posts/inhales/does...
would be far too obscene for me to post without facing
LEGAL ACTION
from the bill
and whatnot
mypenisachesforyou:
Why do people fake orgasms? This is a concept I don’t understand. Surely your real options are:
have an actual orgasm
say “excuse me, your fiddling is rather unsatisfactory, please read this instruction booklet”
run
Tuning up for the real thing which they’ll never achieve because I’m booked solid for eternity with you?
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I wonder if, one day, I will ever care about fertilizer
divination replied to your post: The snow!
last night my parents were like ‘it’s snowing in edinburgh’ and i was like ‘ok’. the end.
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The snow!
It’s melting!
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Tom Waits - Innocent When You Dream (Barroom)
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Anonymous asked: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THERE ARE STARS IN THE SKY
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ashdinosaur replied to your post: halp
HOW CAN I HALP
Wear that tuxedo forever and ever and ever
Anonymous asked: 8]
halp
Anonymous asked: :]
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goody mcnight to you from international plum despot
good night to you
may you drown in my plum juice
Anonymous asked: Tell me about a dream you've had.
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