I had a Buzz Lightyear sticker Pulled it off to trace a shape That I might mould to cause a snicker But what I’d done had made me gape I beheld a cake-teapot beauty Of such buck-toothed charm With a steamy spout for a booty And moist sponge cake arms Now, I don’t mean to boast But I much enjoyed the view Of quite possibly the most Delicious sketch I ever drew
Moo cow moo cow I’m a moo cow I have milk for you
ashdinosaur replied to your post: partyended replied to your post: There was a happy… More than one? POEM BIGAMIST!
partyended replied to your post: There was a happy butter knife Who had a happy… One day I’ll marry your poems and I’ll have a lovely harem. And you’ll live happily ever after I promise
There was a happy butter knife Who had a happy butter life But when the butter melted Off to garlic spread he pelted And knew nothing but strife
Facebook seems to be working only sporadically, what a jerk
mothcub asked: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh be vewwy vewwy quiet
gigantomachia: reflections of the marionette -...
Ran repairs on my computer and all is well yahooooooooo
blasted germans protective of your music on the internet how dare you
Finally ordered Sukiyaki Western Django. I’m sure I meant to buy it sometime, er, last year but I completely forgot about it and hey it’s only four clams. I’ve also decided to go on some sort of German electro binge.
Jürgen Paape - So Weit Wie Noch Nie
I guess it’s typical that people would shorten Starship Titanic related filenames to stuff like star-tit
ashdinosaur replied to your post: Phoenix were fantastical foxy awesome neato super… gurl I made a jam-related gif that you might enjoy YOU MOST CERTAINLY DID AND I DO (ENJOY)
ashdinosaur: Please enjoy this rudimentary animation depicting myself spreading jam on a man. MMMMMMMMM Depicts one of the primary things I want in this life
Phoenix were fantastical foxy awesome neato super duper GR8 showmen Spent half of it blinded by deadly lights And my back aches But it’s cool, it’s cool
FAST FORWARD 20 MINUTES PLZ TIA