“Wow! Today was the first time I walked past a cat on the street without it running swiftly away from me! Actually, it didn’t even seem to acknowledge my existence. Is it better that a cat should completely ignore me or notice me and really not like what it sees?”—Excerpt from my upcoming best seller* ‘Cat Fancy: My Struggle For Cat Approval - A Journey’
A spider has resided in a corner of the bathroom ceiling for several days now. Imagine my surprise when, upon closer inspection, I discovered that it had the face of David Cameron and was giggling and furiously writing notes whilst watching me do a wee.