November 2011
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Wow! Today was the first time I walked past a cat on the street without it...
– Excerpt from my upcoming best seller* ‘Cat Fancy: My Struggle For Cat Approval - A Journey’
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A spider has resided in a corner of the bathroom ceiling for several days now. Imagine my surprise when, upon closer inspection, I discovered that it had the face of David Cameron and was giggling and furiously writing notes whilst watching me do a wee.
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