What a ghaaaaaaaaaaastly spectacle you offend my nostrils insult my teeth and mock my chinny chin chin you do not deserve to be a food product when you itch so much how can you dare to think of putting pen to paper you are a foul-mouthed cowering brigand with a remarkable propensity for dribbling urine onto the toe of your sock you are beneath contempt you crusty duvet you wet towel you slimy tile you dusty shuddering low watt light bulb
I REALLY WISH FACEBOOK WOULD JUST WORK PROPERLY FOR AT LEAST ONE DAY
THERE IS SOME SORT OF PROBLEM EVERY SINGLE DAY
TODAY THE WHOLE MESSAGES SECTION HASN’T BEEN WORKING FOR OVER AN HOUR
I DEMAND SATISFACTION
Why hello there. I see that you like a thing. I also like a thing. Congratulations! You are a superior human being. The mere fact that you like thing proves that you have admirable qualities. This is because you bear some small similarity to me - and I’m bloody perfect. Ha ha! Yes! Score another one for Piers Morgan!!
im a grown up person and i love to watch a program about men driving cars. vroom vroom! it’s still really fresh in its sixteenth series. I love when they all sit round a table and one of them does a racism