February 2011
makeyoubald asked: DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT KNITTED SCARF RANKING METHODOLOGY
Feb 27th
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makeyoubald asked: I WILL NOT BE A PARTY TO THIS
Feb 27th
makeyoubald asked: What a ghaaaaaaaaaaastly spectacle you offend my nostrils insult my teeth and mock my chinny chin chin you do not deserve to be a food product when you itch so much how can you dare to think of putting pen to paper you are a foul-mouthed cowering brigand with a remarkable propensity for dribbling urine onto the toe of your sock you are beneath contempt you crusty duvet you wet towel you slimy tile...
Feb 27th
ashdinosaur replied to your post: ashdinosaur replied to your post: Still not… I AM TRUFFLE MY NOSTRILS ARE FLARING WITH DELIGHT
Feb 23rd
ashdinosaur replied to your post: Still not working (*(00)*) I wish I had a snout for real Me too though I consider my nose to be not far off. It just needs to be longer so I can get it all up in everybody’s business/truffles.
Feb 23rd
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Still not working (*(00)*)
Feb 23rd
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mothcub asked: YOU BOTTOM
Feb 22nd
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COMPLAIN MOAN WHINGE GRIPE GNASH TEETH ETC.
Feb 22nd
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I REALLY WISH FACEBOOK WOULD JUST WORK PROPERLY FOR AT LEAST ONE DAY THERE IS SOME SORT OF PROBLEM EVERY SINGLE DAY TODAY THE WHOLE MESSAGES SECTION HASN’T BEEN WORKING FOR OVER AN HOUR I DEMAND SATISFACTION GIMME
Feb 22nd
Why hello there. I see that you like a thing. I also like a thing. Congratulations! You are a superior human being. The mere fact that you like thing proves that you have admirable qualities. This is because you bear some small similarity to me - and I’m bloody perfect. Ha ha! Yes! Score another one for Piers Morgan!!
Feb 19th
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Need to discipline my nose hairs. They are striving for freedom. Shackles need tightening. ONE HUNDRED LASHES.
Feb 19th
mothcub asked: I AM GOING TO KISS YOU RIGHT ON THE BLOG
Feb 17th
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It’s been a while hmmmmm the tap water down here is substandard well that’s all BYE
Feb 15th
Anonymous asked: Would you like a sweetie?
Feb 7th
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Anonymous asked: Oh fine blogsmith, let me be your apprentice. Teach me the ways of blogging.
Feb 7th
Anonymous asked: HOPE YOU'VE GOT A LICENCE FOR THIS BLOG MATE

WOULDN'T WANT TO GET YOURSELF REPORTED
Feb 7th
HA HA! YES! I SPIT ON YOUR EXERTIONS
Feb 7th
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I LIKE BLOG BLOG NICE WHATEVER WOULD I DO
Feb 7th
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im a grown up person and i love to watch a program about men driving cars. vroom vroom! it’s still really fresh in its sixteenth series. I love when they all sit round a table and one of them does a racism
Feb 1st