Passed a place called ‘Jazz Dental Care’ earlier and I really hope that it is EXACTLY what it sounds like
Currently enjoying a lemon and ginger lip balm from a tin with a picture of a friendly badger on the lid yum yum
Wrote an ode to the deliciousness of goat’s cheese but decided it was a bit crap one of the rhymes was a bit off but I couldn’t be bothered to alter it so I just scrapped the whole thing
In other news, I have been thoroughly enjoying a goat’s cheese spread on brown bread on ciabatta on oatcakes on me fingers all over me face this week has been a goat’s cheese week hooray for goat’s cheese you are proper good guv
I went out to buy vegetables earlier and when got back home I got a massive headache and my right eyeball was really sore so I took some pills and now my headache is gone but my right eyeball still hurts I’ve never really gotten along with my eyes one time a coat hook fell off the wall and struck me in the eye and I had to wear an eyepatch for a while my vision started failing when I was ten...
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Why must my eye itch at this inopportune time???!– Me while doing the washing up a few minutes ago
ashdinosaur replied to your photo this is a very nice picture of you why thank you!!!!!!!!! I do enjoy lying on plates with fruit after breaking myself up into bite sized pieces as part my never-ending efforts to produce fragrant odours