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month

March 2012

oh damn I got jam on my butt

I’m a great believer in the rule ‘never lend books’ which basically means yes you guessed it I have watched battlestar galactica far too many times but of course that’s fine because that means that I’m fabulous as far as I’m concerned thank you very much

when the hell is eurovision I’m ready NOW \m/

I wish I’d taken a picture of that person I saw hurrying across the road to take a picture of a fox I thought that was a tickling image

well of course I am a great singer in my head but really I am a great croaker

sick poranis getting demeaned by a room of willy winkers tsk tsk

and starring sick poranis

featuring a cute bog

hint: money, I drunk the lids

also I am sunburned itsss fucking embarrassing god damn

COUNTRY MIST is a fine fine boooze its ffinwe it’s true I HAVE WITNESS

you see I need a beanbag so I can rub cinnamon and chopped nuts into my tummy while watching Hairy Biker’s Bakeation and giggling

damn just fell right over and hurt my leg AGAIN perhaps this is going to be a daily occurrence now such fun