always a pebble, never a pebble beach
also I found a Cure (as in The Cure) clock and found out more about how to play the eastenders board game apparently the rules are “real easy to ‘earwig’ (Twig - understand)” the booklet is riddled with this sort of thing and on of the squares reads “loansharking demands payment - hide in allotment shed” Ok here is a good extract: “As they all know...
I think I wore pretty good trousers today
no I prefer this →
this is how I do the bartman →
Laibach - Anglia
ashdinosaur replied to your photo: had a shave and combed my hair in the most… this is scary that is the friendliest most benevolent thing wot I have ever done what is wrong with you
I found an album of ‘industrial techno covers of national anthems’ a reasonable day today
vorapple replied to your post: I think I was investigated by a bee earlier and I… wasps are the fucking devil a few years ago I was waiting to cross the road one day when I looked down and saw that a wasp had landed on my trousers and died I think maybe it done a blood sacrifice on my crotch
I think I was investigated by a bee earlier and I was evidently given the go-ahead I am a friend to bees!!! but not so much wasps there was one really trying to the bash through the window just now no doubt with the intention of murdering me
savanna replied to your post: I want to sit on a seat that has naturally formed… I had a rock chair as a child, but I had the great privilege of being able to return to it many times. That’s nice, I’m glad to hear that. I have to say I’m a bit peeved that I can’t remember where my rock seat is but I can remember where I was in the same park when a ladybird landed on...
I want to sit on a seat that has naturally formed on the side of a crag basically like I used to do in holyrood park one time I had been away from it for a long time and I went back to try to find it but I failed and I thought maybe it just looked completely different when I was smaller or maybe plants had grown over it anyway I miss my rock chair
too sleepy and too hot to do any work so have been playing Machinarium which is fun and nice and good and cute robots
I hope everyone wins eurovision this year and that this will mark the beginning of a golden age of world peace :)
I don’t even have a reaction to jedward I just feel empty
it’s sort of nice how everyone in eurovision looks so focused and sure of themselves even as they sing a song that rhymes aphrodisiac with maniac
how did maroon 5 get german citizenship ohohohohoho high fiving myself all night
they picked a theme and they bloody well went for it good for you turkey I like it
is this bjork doing a house music video???
you make me want your aphrodisi- sorry I mean shotgun so I can fucking kill myself
nothing will live up to that HOPA song greece did a few years back so my expectations are through the roof no pressure guys no pressure
DENMARK IS MAKING ME REALLY ANGRY
one is them is just fucking perched on top of a leather armchair I mean what is this get the fuck out of town
I can’t even stand to look at the Danish entry jesus christ get out of my life
oh nooooo one of the romanian group wasn’t allowed on stage because of some goddamn rules about numbers that is sad and not in the spirit of eurovision what a farce
divination replied to your post: I actually quite liked the French entry but… is it a warning bc paris didnt win to host the olympics ooh there’s a thought a subtle dig at london/britain ‘you may have gotten the olympics but our eurovision entry could literally be a band of grunting and belching gymnasts doing cartwheels and flipping off the audience and we would still get more...
I actually quite liked the French entry but gymnasts really really really really r e a l l y
sorry Cyprus just the song title ‘La La Love’ made me think of ‘My Lovely Horse’ from Father Ted so I sang that to myself and didn’t really pay attention sorry
Iceland that was too intense I’m scared now
!!!!!!!RUSSIAN ENTRY INCOMING!!!!!!!
come on Lithuania take off that mask and allow your eyes to melt all our hearts
wait a minute I thought this was eurovision it seems that I’ve stumbled into some sort of acid dream with interesting hair oh wait…
hureya replied to your photo: I have decided that NO SHAME is the best policy… well i don’t know maybe its up to your interpretation of classy (to aliens this might be classier than being suited up) I didn’t know aliens were involved!!! well that’s a relief I’ll just wear a roll of tin foil and get cooked by all this heat and by the time I get to the venue I’ll be a...
I am back on last.fm because why not
damn you know I really should have bought that Eastenders board game and kept that Coronation Street cookbook from a while back so I could start living as soap opera a life as possible
hey is gmail not working for anyone else today because for me it keeps timing out but it’s fine on my phone huh how about that
Today I discovered that there is an Eastenders board game (poorly taken phone picture to follow whenever I feel like it)
today I gave a dog a bowl of water and the dog was all like nah m8 I’m not that bothered well I’ll give it a try oh nah nah m8 it’s not for me innit haven’t u got any cider lol
I did actually start dancing but I fell over and now I have serious trust issues with dancing