here is a tip: gin + lemon & lime flavoured volvic is really very good
was thinking about mixing up a bottle of gin and juice for my train journey but I worried about what that might say about me so I just finished all of it today for lunch
cherries are splendid thank you cherries for your erry-ing
we also received two melted milky way bars the other day
today we received a beautifully engraved but dusty trumpet I’m sure it days ‘made in england’ but daniel swears it’s bavaria I sort of wish it was bavaria but my eyes are honest eyes and they do not deceive!!!!!
looking up songs titled ‘groan’ or with ‘groan’ in the title groan wash by brian eno has got it just right it gets me right now
changed the channel only to catch tony robinson saying ‘…would rub olive oil all over our bodies” (^(00)~)
too tired to crossword what is this nightmare where is my waking life of blissful vocabulary dabblings
I got a nice sean hughes book today that may be of interest maybe
so very tirrrrrrrrreeeedefed will be in edinburgh soon just remember that edinburgh soon edinburgh soon edinburgh soon I think I’ll spend the whole week at the cameo cinema bar
sometimes (like just now) I enjoy swiftly walking in a small circle which makes me dizzy and takes me one step closer to my dream of becoming a ceiling fan
anyway I wanna go see josie long!!!! who else wants to go see josie long???!?!? mid-july pre-edinburgh bonanza innit!!!!!
and also sweet smelling old letters dripping with sugary affections it’s all candy floss
just discovered a big bag of googly eyes I forgot about them shame on me
is the sight of jamie stewart walking around with a backpack on and carrying a plate of biscuits supposed to be really funny because to me it was it really was :8)
woah cafe oto is great such charming bartenders and hey the bands were splendid the second band on was an all girl band from australia called hex on the beach and they were fab I like them and jings crivvens bloody hell I love the drummer I wish I’d said hello or something wowee but I’m uncool snot face so you know but anyway all in all a nice nice night
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will soon be off to see xiu xiu larsen at cafe oto three cheers for me!
As loud as hell, a ringing bell Behind my smile it shakes my teeth And all the while, as vampires feed I bleed, I bleed, I bleed Prithee, my dear, why are we here? Nobody knows, we go to sleep As breathing flows, my mind secedes I bleed, I bleed, I bleed, I bleed, I bleed, I bleed There’s a place in the buried west in a cave With a house in it in the clay The holes of hands, you...
just done some sort of hiccup followed by a muffled shriek of surprise after all I once read that every time you hiccup brian blesses loses a beard hair it was really a shriek of remorse and terror and burning guilt I’M A MONSTER PLEASE YOU’VE GOT TO HELP ME SOMEBODY HELP
The mere sight of a sudoku square makes me vomit up my emergency dark ritual kit which I use to gouge and maim myself to really get the blood flowing so I can call upon sweet satan to do a murder on everyone and condemn them to smelly elbows
GET YOUR NOSE ON THESE ELBOWS
MY ARMPITS BOTTLED A MOST DIVINE CONCOCTION NUMBER ONE BESTSELLER
I SMELL WONDERFUL REMOTE NOSTRILS SUFFER IN MY ABSENCE
AND LOOSE STITCHING
WHAT ELSE IS THERE?
ZONGZI FOR ME ME MEEEEEEE NUFFINK FOR YOU
I got several red dwarf books today it’s a real thrill!
when I am slightly sweaty face and no glasses I look pretty good I have to say pretty damn good
just remembered that I used to really annoy someone by constantly repeating ‘this monkey’s gone to heaven’ over and over and over I was just trying to share!!!
was lying in bed with a headache when out of nowhere I thought “I REALLY WANT TO LISTEN TO THE PIXIES” I am great at decisions :8)
just woke up to see a daddy long legs casually crawl towards me over the top of my duvet so damn rude exactly the sort of thing that merits going out the window
part of my t-shirt is sticking out quite a bit is it just the fabric or did my nipple suddenly grow really really really long?????
and then I mistook the word ‘psychics’ for ‘physics’ as in: ‘call my physics now’ I would have believed that all bloody day if someone hadn’t pointed it out to me and laughed at me
today I spied on a snoozing pigeon wot u doin pig eon all giggling tee hee~ all that fun