never really played games on facebook before probably because they all encourage you to involve your friends as much as possible and I’m like no no thank you this isn’t what I wanted at all
so many slug friends out on the streets today! good to see!
logical connections I’m making right here I should get a t-shirt with ‘free logical connections’ written on it all shiny
come to think of it sugar paper would probably do a good job of stopping bleeding bandages can go to hell
ok I’ve either done this exact same crossword before or I prophesied it in a dream the holy grail of crosswords
well even if it’s tacky that’s ok for I am very tacky
for as long as I can remember my dad has been whistling and humming Greensleeves why dad why what lead you to do it
coffee flavoured gelato kiss my face
lol I just learned that an afghan warlord used to live just down the road from here he ran a pizza parlour
today I learned that it is better to drink beer out of a glass with a stem because otherwise you get your filthy mitts all over the precious beer and warm it up whereas stem means nice cold blues skies beer knowledge!!!
new wallander on bbc4 tonight I’m so happy!!!!!
lol my debit card was temporarily frozen today because I bought something in dollars yesterday which is good I suppose it’s nice when I have to phone up about something and hear a scottish accent makes me feel all mellow man
lately I’ve been getting really embarrassed and angry whenever I hear a banjo
ashdinosaur replied to your post: ooh I got a bash street kids annual from 1998 it’s… !!!!!!!! plz scan cool bits of Plug maybe !!!!!!!!! (i’ll do it later)
oh wow they might be giants covering the pixies I feel shiny
ooh I got a bash street kids annual from 1998 it’s special
The Humble Music Bundle →
It’s quite good
have to mope around lambeth college in brixton all day today such fun
just saw the phrase ‘sleep stealers’ har har maybe that’s it who’s been stealing my sleep??? for what purpose??????????? is it to help you build a sleepy dreamy robot (you could have asked)
my mum can’t stop buying margarine
holy shit I got my jsa paid in yesterday I thought it would be friday :)))
Someone wrote in the inside cover: “Now you are six. Happy birthday.”
to clarify again those were from a book I found called Magic and Religion by one Sir James George Frazer, “A Scot, with a Scottish education of the fine old type” whatever the hell that means I really like the title magic and religion magic and religion then all of a sudden I thought of: dumb and dumber
mothcub asked: hi snotty pal
what the hell there’s another one where it says to make a wax figure then bury it but as you’re burying it you say “It is not I who am burying him, It is Gabriel who is burying him.” the idea being that you blame a murder on the archangel Gabriel who can deal with it a lot better than you can ok
Take parings of nails, hair, eyebrows, spittle, and so forth of your intended victim, enough to represent every part of his person, and then make them up into his likeness with wax from a deserted bees’ comb. Scorch the figure slowly by holding it over a lamp every night for seven nights, and say: “It is not wax that I am scorching It is the liver, heart, and spleen of So-and-so that...
aw this book has another section called SYMPATHETIC MAGIC in times of need I can cast: Pat on the back hex and lay a Plate of biscuits enchantment all up on your face
makeyoubald asked: hey snotty chum
if only I could crawl up my own nose all like ‘hey snotty chums what’s going on why you giving me grief’ but then they would ask me for id because up my nose they’re licensed to sell liquor and they like to run a tight operation but I left my id at home because hey what the hell I know I’m old enough and I’m pretty sure I look it I shouldn’t have to prove...
trousertheft: mark is coolclips.com your favourite website well speaking as a cool person with cool interests I need cool graphical supplements to match my lifestyle so yes of course that and the website about dolphins being from outer space or some shit
do you keep your toothbrush in a little cup? imagine if you had to live in that cup
where are all the vaginasaurus fossils, huh? did god just lose them in a beard? don’t think so take that nonbelievers
is running away from an angry goose an olympic event yet???
Alva Noto & Ryuichi Sakamoto - By This River
gosh I was listening to a song yesterday and one little part of it reminded me of Arcade Fire in an intense sort of way and for that moment I felt like everything good had been sucked out of life but then it went away and everything was fine again