June 2012
I really wanted sone cherries today but there were no cherries to be found though I didn’t look very hard to be fair
I done a good sleep last night I am well chuffed
I mean the introduction to his introduction was just self going on about himself what a plum a plum
today I got a great big david shrigley book it’s nice and I got through the whole thing in no time at all it must have been less than an hour maybe three quarters of an hour but I did not read the introduction written by will self because I couldn’t be bothered
May 2012
always a pebble, never a pebble beach
aspirations: pebble
also I found a Cure (as in The Cure) clock
and found out more about how to play the eastenders board game
apparently the rules are “real easy to ‘earwig’ (Twig - understand)” the booklet is riddled with this sort of thing
and on of the squares reads “loansharking demands payment - hide in allotment shed”
Ok here is a good extract:
“As they all know...
I think I wore pretty good trousers today
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no I prefer this →
this is how I do the bartman →
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ashdinosaur replied to your photo: had a shave and combed my hair in the most…
this is scary
that is the friendliest most benevolent thing wot I have ever done what is wrong with you
I found an album of ‘industrial techno covers of national anthems’
a reasonable day today
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vorapple replied to your post: I think I was investigated by a bee earlier and I…
wasps are the fucking devil
a few years ago I was waiting to cross the road one day when I looked down and saw that a wasp had landed on my trousers and died I think maybe it done a blood sacrifice on my crotch
I think I was investigated by a bee earlier and I was evidently given the go-ahead I am a friend to bees!!!
but not so much wasps there was one really trying to the bash through the window just now no doubt with the intention of murdering me
savanna replied to your post: I want to sit on a seat that has naturally formed…
I had a rock chair as a child, but I had the great privilege of being able to return to it many times.
That’s nice, I’m glad to hear that. I have to say I’m a bit peeved that I can’t remember where my rock seat is but I can remember where I was in the same park when a ladybird landed on...
I want to sit on a seat that has naturally formed on the side of a crag
basically like I used to do in holyrood park
one time I had been away from it for a long time and I went back to try to find it but I failed and I thought maybe it just looked completely different when I was smaller or maybe plants had grown over it anyway I miss my rock chair
too sleepy and too hot to do any work so have been playing Machinarium which is fun and nice and good and cute robots