A spider has resided in a corner of the bathroom ceiling for several days now. Imagine my surprise when, upon closer inspection, I discovered that it had the face of David Cameron and was giggling and furiously writing notes whilst watching me do a wee.

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NEVER EVANCALOUS

"Take a good look at this ghastly sight, at this still writhing worm, crushed and yet glaring at you."

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