also I found a Cure (as in The Cure) clock

and found out more about how to play the eastenders board game
apparently the rules are “real easy to ‘earwig’ (Twig - understand)” the booklet is riddled with this sort of thing
and on of the squares reads “loansharking demands payment - hide in allotment shed”

Ok here is a good extract:

“As they all know down at Albert Square, life is a funny old thing. Just when things are going well it’s got a habit of getting up and smacking you in the face. Even so, everyone seems to muddle through one way or another. Mind you, some people do seem to take liberties along the way and end up having a few ‘scrapes’ (troubles).”

NEVER EVANCALOUS

"Take a good look at this ghastly sight, at this still writhing worm, crushed and yet glaring at you."

Scans - poems - ASK ME HOW YOUR DAY WENT - music wot I like

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