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eaglesthatlooklikearsenewenger: angry eagle I appreciate this...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:25:20 +0100

eaglesthatlooklikearsenewenger:

angry eagle

I appreciate this blog

Woody Guthrie - Dust Can’t Kill Me

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:55:20 +0100

Woody Guthrie - Dust Can’t Kill Me

I went to see my dad in hospital and he seems totally fine!!! Still, he has to stay there until...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:42:38 +0100

I went to see my dad in hospital and he seems totally fine!!! Still, he has to stay there until Monday. Great view of parliament and the river from his window.

how do you attach gif to inside of eyelids?????

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:59:07 +0100

how do you attach gif to inside of eyelids?????

whoops it’s not overnight anymore now he has to stay for a week

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:50:54 +0100

whoops it’s not overnight anymore now he has to stay for a week

I’ve been busy today so I got home late only for my mum to tell me that my dad’s in...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:39:44 +0100

I’ve been busy today so I got home late only for my mum to tell me that my dad’s in hospital overnight because he went for a checkup and the doctor suspects he had a heart attack LAST WEEK

I mean he had to take a day off work because he said he wasn’t well but he’s seemed FINE

and then my mum asked “so how was your day?”

fucking hell

"Over time it became impossible to believe that any of us would ever improve. Fall arrived and it..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:09:00 +0100

“Over time it became impossible to believe that any of us would ever improve. Fall arrived and it rained every day, meaning we would now be scolded for the water dripping from our coats and umbrellas. It was mid-October when the teacher singled me out, saying, “Every day spent with you is like having a cesarean section.” And it struck me that, for the first time since arriving in France, I could understand every word that someone was saying. Understanding doesn’t mean that you can suddenly speak the language. Far from it. It’s a small step, nothing more, yet its rewards are intoxicating and deceptive. The teacher continued her diatribe and I settled back, bathing in the subtle beauty of each new curse and insult. “You exhaust me with your foolishness and reward my efforts with nothing but pain, do you understand me?” The world opened up, and it was with great joy that I responded, “I know the thing that you speak exact now. Talk me more, you, plus, please, plus.””

- David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

JUST TALKED TO A VERY NICE PERSON FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF MOSTLY ABOUT CATS, DOGS, TEETH, DREAMS,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:57:37 +0100

JUST TALKED TO A VERY NICE PERSON FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF

MOSTLY ABOUT CATS, DOGS, TEETH, DREAMS, KAFKA AND APHIDS

FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF

WE HAD TO REALISE WE WERE BOTH VERY HUNGRY FOR US TO GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS

SHOULD HAVE SAID: YOU ARE NOT AT ALL ODD YOU ARE VERY GOOD

if my hair is particularly greasy in the morning then I can do one of two things: 1. wash my...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:26:52 +0100

if my hair is particularly greasy in the morning then I can do one of two things:

1. wash my hair
2. chop my head off

I’ve not been entirely honest with you…I had a solitary beetroot for dinner

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:01:01 +0100

I’ve not been entirely honest with you…I had a solitary beetroot for dinner

HERE IS A LIST OF ALL MY UNREAD BOOKS: FUCKING LOADS

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:56:43 +0100

HERE IS A LIST OF ALL MY UNREAD BOOKS:

FUCKING LOADS

I HAVE MANY WILLA CATHER BOOKS THAT I OUGHT TO FINISH READING

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:52:19 +0100

I HAVE MANY WILLA CATHER BOOKS THAT I OUGHT TO FINISH READING

I was convinced (imagine holding a small animal and it is so lovely but the animal is struggling and...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:49:15 +0100

I was convinced (imagine holding a small animal and it is so lovely but the animal is struggling and wants to go away but you cling on to it anyway) to spend two days a week not eating anything so yes I’ve been doing that for the last two days just breakfast and water and tea and it is ok I suppose. It’s mostly making me want to eat twice as much as I normally would for breakfast in the morning. I want there to be less hours in this day. I want to fall asleep swiftly. Also, I’m listening to a lot of Scott Walker and I’m feeling slightly deranged!

I LENT SOMEONE A BOOK AND THEY SPILT MILK ON IT THEY SAID THEY CAN’T GIVE IT BACK TO ME IN...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:30:50 +0100

I LENT SOMEONE A BOOK AND THEY SPILT MILK ON IT

THEY SAID THEY CAN’T GIVE IT BACK TO ME IN SUCH CONDITION

I ALWAYS REMEMBER SOME SAYING ABOUT NEVER LENDING PEOPLE BOOKS THE IMPLICATION BEING THAT YOU SHOULD JUST GIVE THEM AWAY WITHOUT EXPECTING A RETURN BECAUSE THAT IS QUITE NICE

NOW DID THIS SAYING COME ABOUT BECAUSE IT’S QUITE NICE OR DID IT COME ABOUT BECAUSE MILK?

I’ll soon be on holiday for a week and a bit so I’m trying to think of things to do....

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:24:05 +0100

I’ll soon be on holiday for a week and a bit so I’m trying to think of things to do. This is what I have for now: go out and visit some new place in london during the day, put effort into cooking exquisite meals in the evening before getting blind drunk and babbling to myself until I pass out. Try to finish a book or two while I’m at it.
Otherwise: eat a stupid amount of pizza, shun daylight, watch every episode of a tv show (and then another and then another), get blind drunk and babble to myself until I pass out.
And try to fit in a movie night with a pal or something I don’t know.

Petty, petty plans.

i am coherent and make a lot of sense

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:08:30 +0100

i am coherent and make a lot of sense

did you see a man, a man with all mud caked in his hair, with lit candles sticking out of his ears,...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:01:05 +0100

did you see a man, a man with all mud caked in his hair, with lit candles sticking out of his ears, with a butterfly in each of his nostrils, with a persimmon in his mouth, sitting cross legged on a leaf in the middle of a pond next to a lotus duck?

he is my dad

did you see a man, a man smelling of wet dog, holding a wet dog under his arm, holding a potted...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:56:21 +0100

did you see a man, a man smelling of wet dog, holding a wet dog under his arm, holding a potted plant in his free hand, talking at length about immigrants and expressing neither a positive opinion or a negative opinion?

he is my dad

did you see a man, a bearded man, with his bum falling out, with his trousers round his ankles,...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:53:49 +0100

did you see a man, a bearded man, with his bum falling out, with his trousers round his ankles, singing the national anthem while taking swigs from a bottle of baileys?

he is my dad

I mean really

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:47:50 +0100

I mean really